The Bear Minimum

The researches at gummybeargangbang inc. have been working overtime to answer the question as old as time: how much fabric do you need to be technically naked, but legally clothed? After painful months of long nights in the lab, the results are in and we couldn’t be more proud of our newest creation.

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between, let us introduce you to THE BEAR MINIMUM, the queen of microkinis, our gift to the girlies who always thought ‘I think this g-string is covering a little too much’ and ‘why isn’t my right labia and left nipple showing yet at the function?’.

The clothes are barely there, but you won’t be left unnoticed, leaving just enough to the imagination to give them wanting for more and simultaneously blurring the line between sitting at the club or getting your yearly pap test. Maybe less is actually more!

Unlike hetero men on dating apps, this micro bikini can give you maximum results with minimum effort, because you should never lower your standards, only the amount of centimetres of fabric you wear on your body.

So don’t text him back, add to the cart instead.