Liebe Verboten Set

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You'll probably be ghosted
In a week or two

Everyone that has tried to date in Berlin knows one thing about romance in the city: it doesn’t exist. Feelings are officially HAUSVERBOT and we have declared all romantic pursues completely banned! Love isn’t just discouraged—it’s strictly forbidden. Love letters? Shred them. Grand romantic gestures? Report them to the authorities. The t-shirt they have forgotten at your place you haven’t washed in a week that you keep smelling but the smell is fading together with the hope of ever seeing them again? BURN. THAT. SHIT.

Only one passionate emotion can survive… your latex fetish, of course!

Introducing the Liebe Verboten Set, the armour against all perils of romance. Crafted from sinfully glossy and sleek latex, this harness and high-cut bottom combo is more "rules and regulations" than "roses and romance." While others drown in overpriced passé sentimentality, you’ll be cold, composed, and completely untouchable. You live in Germany, after all.

For those who know that the only thing more dangerous than love is the lack of a safe word. Our safe word is LIEBE VERBOTEN.

Made to Order in Berlin 

Items available individually or as a set